ABBREVIATIONS ARE FUN TOO!!!!

(A) FOR PHONE BRANDS AND CONNECTIONS:
1) NOKIA , Connecting people : NO Kommunication In Asia.
2) IDEA : Idiotically Described and Expressed Abominations
3) BSNL : Busy Server, No Line
4) HUTCH : Halting, Unruly Talk time and Communicative Hindrances.
5) RELIANCE : RELI on A Nonsensical Communication system for Eternity.

(B) SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES:
(1) IIT : Institute of Inexplicable Torture
(2) IIM : Institute Of Incessant Misery
(3) NLS : National Lawless System
(4) NALSAR: Neurotic Asylum for Law with Standard Asylum Rates.

(C) OTHERS :
(1) FBI : Feckless Bureau of Investigation
(2) CBI : Corrupt Bureau of Idiots.
3) CBSE : Central Board for Screwed up Education